The ever alert Dave Barry links to this.

With these innovative and playful designs, Meike dazzlingly transforms the bathroom experience, giving a whole new meaning to the term 'total relaxation'. Today's hectic world doesn't usually allow much opportunity or time for our fantasies, but the Bathroom Mania! designs help us to let our minds relax and drift off into another, imaginative world.

And I say that when you are trying to take a piss, you do not want your mind occupied with thoughts of getting a blow job.

The good news is this (scroll to the bottom, if you'll pardon the expression):

Most of these designs are prototypes and not yet for sale. If you are interested in manufacturing any of the Bathroom Mania! designs, please be so kind to contact us.

Please be so kind as not to manufacture this one, please, anyone. Stick this "prototype" in an art gallery where it belongs.

Get infected by the Bathroom Mania!

No. Don't.