So today I had about ten minutes to spare on matters cultural, so I typed "art" into google, and went not for news this time, but images. And I kept going through the pages of pictures until I found something entertaining.

I chose this picture:

It is one of the pictures here, but what here is, and who all the baldies are, I have no ideas.

It all looks very vulgar to me. I.e. it is the sort of art that you do not need an art critic to enable you to enjoy, and in fact the kind of art where an absence of art critics is probably greatly to be preferred.