Jonathan Ross is interviewing Matt Lucas (the fat bald one) of the new comedy hit TV show Little Britain, and Ross is focussing, quite rightly, on the one comic creation of true genius: Vicky Pollard, the fat blonde west country girl who talks extremely fast, in order to get out of the scrapes she gets into.

I'm now going to try to find a picture. Bear with me.

That's not really right. She looks too happy. Normally she's in trouble for having failed in some duty or other, and is trying to fast-talk her way out of it. This even smaller picture is rather better, I think, but it still doesn't really get her.

Whatever. Vicky Pollard is a great TV comedy creation, up there with Loads 'a' Money, and Smashy and Nicey the Cheridee DJs. My congratulations to Matt Lucas.

I spotted Vicky P months ago. I should have flagged her up when I had my first laugh at her.