Michael Jennings emails me thus:

There are few things as tantalising as Bulgarian manifestos that you can't understand.

Indeed. I mention it because this "Groove Manifesto" appears to be about how to do woodwork, which is a subject of interest here. Bulgarians, please elucidate.

Meanwhile, this Groove Manifesto is totally incomprehensible and full of long words, so until we learn what it really is, think of it as Modern Art criticism. Freed of the distraction of any clear message, we are able to contemplate the manner in which this (to us) non-message is presented. Again, very Modern Artistic.

Also, there is a blogger bash tonight, and I want to be sure that there is something profound here well before I depart, so there's no last minute rush. You don't want to be having to say something cultural under time pressure, trust me. I mean, it can work, but it's not fun.